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Everything Randy has written, all in one place.
The ability to catch yourself mid‑transformation and slam the brakes on before the fangs come in isn’t as fun as…
Trying to locate my self‑worth without calling tech support Yesterday I turned on my MacBook Air, logged in, and joined…
From “quick question” emails to 3 AM mystery noises, this week’s gold‑medal moments in overthinking prove we’re all elite athletes…
A near‑miss, an elderly driver badly injured and taken away in an ambulance, and the strangers who became first responders.…
When a Villain, Lindsey Graham, Dies and You Don’t Feel Like Cheering Couldn’t even wait two weeks after July 4th,…
or: The Unexpected Comedy of Getting Older The other day someone called me “bro.” Not ironically. Not sarcastically. Just a…
A love letter to humidity, hurricanes, alligators, and the place that quietly became home. Welcome to Mugwump Ramblings, where one…
On America’s 250th birthday, a few thoughts on freedom, failure, barbecue, Florida, and why this gloriously unfinished experiment is still…