🚨 Programming Note from Your Wandering Narrator 🚨
Consider this your official notice that regular posts are technically on hold while I’m on vacation through April 8th.
I say “technically” because we both know I’m about as good at taking a complete break as I am at convincing my husband to pack light, staying hydrated, or minding my own business when a metaphor wanders by looking seductive.
So yes, I’m “on vacation.”
But also yes, I might still post.
Because apparently my brain didn’t get the out‑of‑office memo.
Think of this period as a creative Schrodinger’s Box: the posts are both happening and not happening until you open your inbox.
If something shows up, celebrate my inability to relax.
If nothing shows up, assume I’m horizontal somewhere, communing with a breeze, pretending to be a person who knows how to unplug.
Either way, regular programming resumes April 8th.
Probably.
Maybe.
We’ll see.