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The Fully Clothed Guy at the Clothing-Optional Campground
I went to a gay clothing-optional campground and somehow managed to keep every damn piece of clothing on. It’s funny now—but the reason I couldn’t take them off wasn’t prudishness.…
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Happy Birthday to Me (I Deserve This)
Today is my birthday. I am 58 years old. I’m going to let that sit there without apology, because 58…
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Botox? The Jury Is Still Out (But My Forehead Has an Opinion)
Yesterday I got Botox. I know. I know. For the record, I have spent years being genuinely unbothered by the…
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The Golden Donald: A Calf by Any Other Name
Let me set the scene for you. A gleaming gold statue of Donald Trump — fist raised to the heavens,…
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Vanity, Thy Name Is Randy (And I’m Embracing Her)
I am turning 58 next Thursday, and I have decided I want abs. Not metaphorical abs. Not “abs are made…
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The Fruit Doesn’t Lie
Conservative Evangelical Christianity taught me that you could identify a true Christian by their fruit. It’s right there in Galatians…
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My Story, Out Loud
Last week I sat down with my friend Joe Brummer for his podcast, and we talked. Not just about the…